Dear Sleep Gods,

Why, oh, why, do I wake up at 7:00 on a day when I get to *sleep in*, thus leaving me with a headache and starting my work week already in a sleep hole? It is simply not fair. And the sleeping pills that have never failed any of my doctor's patients? They don't work. I've been continually tired for 4 years. I don't remember what it's like to feel awake anymore.

Why are you picking on *me*?

Seriously sleep deprived,

Emily

Dear Sleep Gods,

Why, oh, why, do I wake up at 7:00 on a day when I get to *sleep in*, thus leaving me with a headache and starting my work week already in a sleep hole? It is simply not fair. And the sleeping pills that have never failed any of my doctor's patients? They don't work. I've been continually tired for 4 years. I don't remember what it's like to feel awake anymore.

Why are you picking on *me*?

Seriously sleep deprived,

Emily

Dear Sleep Gods,

Why, oh, why, do I wake up at 7:00 on a day when I get to *sleep in*, thus leaving me with a headache and starting my work week already in a sleep hole? It is simply not fair. And the sleeping pills that have never failed any of my doctor's patients? They don't work. I've been continually tired for 4 years. I don't remember what it's like to feel awake anymore.

Why are you picking on *me*?

Seriously sleep deprived,

Emily