Jun. 13th, 2006

It's time!

Jun. 13th, 2006 05:02 pm
wahlee: (Jo's fan. . . through and through)
What you've all been waiting for. . .

I hereby declare today

Quote Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Day!

PoA, paradoxically, is my least favorite of the HP books. I say paradoxically because everyone else seems to love it so much. Nevertheless, saying that HP is my least favorite HP book is like saying that Mansfield Park is my least favorite Austen: it's still high on my list. :P

So, here's my favorite quote from Prisoner of Azkaban. I just keep going for the humor. :P

"Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the information you conceal!" Snape said, hitting the map with his wand.

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map.

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

It would have been very funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more....

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.

"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

(Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, pp. 286-187)


So, go to it! What's your favorite bit of PoA?

Oh, and if you missed your chance to quote PS/SS or CoS, click on the links and do it!

It's time!

Jun. 13th, 2006 05:02 pm
wahlee: (Jo's fan. . . through and through)
What you've all been waiting for. . .

I hereby declare today

Quote Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Day!

PoA, paradoxically, is my least favorite of the HP books. I say paradoxically because everyone else seems to love it so much. Nevertheless, saying that HP is my least favorite HP book is like saying that Mansfield Park is my least favorite Austen: it's still high on my list. :P

So, here's my favorite quote from Prisoner of Azkaban. I just keep going for the humor. :P

"Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the information you conceal!" Snape said, hitting the map with his wand.

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map.

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

It would have been very funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more....

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.

"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

(Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, pp. 286-187)


So, go to it! What's your favorite bit of PoA?

Oh, and if you missed your chance to quote PS/SS or CoS, click on the links and do it!

It's time!

Jun. 13th, 2006 05:02 pm
wahlee: (Jo's fan. . . through and through)
What you've all been waiting for. . .

I hereby declare today

Quote Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Day!

PoA, paradoxically, is my least favorite of the HP books. I say paradoxically because everyone else seems to love it so much. Nevertheless, saying that HP is my least favorite HP book is like saying that Mansfield Park is my least favorite Austen: it's still high on my list. :P

So, here's my favorite quote from Prisoner of Azkaban. I just keep going for the humor. :P

"Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the information you conceal!" Snape said, hitting the map with his wand.

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map.

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

It would have been very funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more....

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.

"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

(Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, pp. 286-187)


So, go to it! What's your favorite bit of PoA?

Oh, and if you missed your chance to quote PS/SS or CoS, click on the links and do it!

January 2015

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Sep. 13th, 2025 08:45 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios