As a knitter, I support this scheme.

Congress to Raise Alpacas to Aid Struggling Economy

I think this is my favorite bit:

While initial reaction has been positive, critics of the plan have pointed out that Congress has still not paid back the money it borrowed from the American public to start that silk-screen T-shirt business it was so excited about in 2004, and many were concerned that this will just be a repeat of the Bedazzling the Economy Act of 2000.

Gotta love the Onion. :P

(Incidentally, the yarn in my icon is 100% alpaca. :P)

As a knitter, I support this scheme.

Congress to Raise Alpacas to Aid Struggling Economy

I think this is my favorite bit:

While initial reaction has been positive, critics of the plan have pointed out that Congress has still not paid back the money it borrowed from the American public to start that silk-screen T-shirt business it was so excited about in 2004, and many were concerned that this will just be a repeat of the Bedazzling the Economy Act of 2000.

Gotta love the Onion. :P

(Incidentally, the yarn in my icon is 100% alpaca. :P)

As a knitter, I support this scheme.

Congress to Raise Alpacas to Aid Struggling Economy

I think this is my favorite bit:

While initial reaction has been positive, critics of the plan have pointed out that Congress has still not paid back the money it borrowed from the American public to start that silk-screen T-shirt business it was so excited about in 2004, and many were concerned that this will just be a repeat of the Bedazzling the Economy Act of 2000.

Gotta love the Onion. :P

(Incidentally, the yarn in my icon is 100% alpaca. :P)